School and Pranks: Piss poor prank

Piss poor prank

By peedonme - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

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Hahaha the weirdest stuff happen in public bathrooms.

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Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:39

you were inside a toilet?

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B_Brazy 0

Monday 28 February 2011 8:39

LMFAO sorry about that bro i didnt mean for that :D

tm1438 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 6:55

well, at least it wasn't someone else's urine!

astriofou 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:29

i would just go home, i dont give a rats ass if i just started school. if u got urine in ur pants its time to change them

kronosa 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 17:56

i would of found a way to **** them up. that type of shit means war!

emeraldchicky 0

Friday 1 July 2011 7:32

Lol! Ironically, your name is "peedonme"!

SleepOnStones 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:25

Who brings water balloons to school? Lol

RebekahBrooke 9

Friday 9 September 2011 20:54

oh dear god. #81... you edit the name. its not like he created an account just to post this. idiot.

JacqJacqAttack 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 14:59

haha poor yhu!! and looks like its time for yhur gym shorts!!!!

iBiteRoses 22

Saturday 7 January 2012 22:57

For some reason when you said "shorts" I thought of that one character from the Pokémon games who always wears shorts... ^^;

bazookya 1

Friday 23 March 2012 0:24

Damn. If you were sitting on it then that means it went right in the 5-hole. That's impressive! Give that kid a free t-shirt!

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