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Pesky kids

Kyle - 03/12/2013 06:09 - United States - Seattle

Today, I set up a motion-activated sprinkler to drench the neighborhood kids who have been ding dong ditching me for years. Because they couldn't get close enough to ring the doorbell, they decided to start egging me instead. FML

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I hate children - 18/08/2014 12:10 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, two children decided it would be fun to try to ding-dong-ditch me. I never answered the door as I saw them running away. They did it a couple of times before getting bored. That's when they decided it would be fun to come into my house instead. FML

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pist - 13/05/2018 01:30

Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the small hole in the fence and soaked me. FML

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SHUT UP

Anonymous - 21/07/2019 16:15

Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML

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Blowback

Bleh! - 07/06/2025 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML

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Kids will be kids

Anonymous - 20/08/2011 14:08 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML

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Nice neighborhood

Frustrated - 03/01/2014 02:24 - United States - Tustin

Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML

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CarrieRedburn - 27/07/2011 08:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML

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Anonymous - 30/05/2015 03:07 - United States - Salem

Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML

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kids next door - 18/11/2013 10:14 - United States - Mount Holly

Today, some kids used firecrackers to blow up my mailbox. This is the third time this week. FML

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Rizmo - 25/09/2016 07:11 - United States - Cedar City

Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML

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FlyingLeumer 19

Tuesday 3 December 2013 12:51

Looks like the yokes on you

BatmanPotato 13

Tuesday 3 December 2013 12:51

I think the sprinkler idea was great, but kids always have other tactics. Try calling the cops to scare them.

Devul143 12

Tuesday 3 December 2013 19:50

turn off the sprinklers, let them get close again aaaaaaaaaaaand sic the dog on them.. or the paintball idea wotks too! :)

plagiarismo 16

Tuesday 3 December 2013 19:59

Those damn kids.

Undecided_Jesus 8

Tuesday 3 December 2013 20:44

Ever thought of buying a dog?

WardenWolf 26

Tuesday 3 December 2013 21:09

Uh, set up a security camera and then call the police?

notsofriendly 17

Tuesday 3 December 2013 21:11

Water balloons with vinegar inside.

Reemalpha07 2

Tuesday 3 December 2013 21:17

Catch the kid on camera and show his mother if she doesn't believe you call the cops

RamiUSMC 9

Tuesday 3 December 2013 21:35

it's time to buy a paintball gun lol

cjlerch 29

Tuesday 3 December 2013 21:46

Get an airsoft gun. They sting like hell, and will sure as hell scare them off.

Xotoolyxo 16

Tuesday 3 December 2013 22:16

Why don't you just call the police and complain?

RockNRollAndrew 18

Tuesday 3 December 2013 23:03

Egg their houses

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Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screamed, "Stop winking at me, don't even think about it you ugly fuck!" FML

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Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML

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Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street walked up to me and told me how much I look like Grumpy Cat. FML

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Today, while having sex with my girlfriend in the bathroom, we heard a knock at the door, then her father's voice. I had to fake constipation noises until he left. FML

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