Miscellaneous: People of Walmart

People of Walmart

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

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By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job Mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML

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Mommy milk time

By TheLastSerenade - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML

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By happyshit - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

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By peedonme - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

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By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

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Double sus

By Turnipseed3 - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever, and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML

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There was an attempt…

By JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

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Stranger danger

By shit - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud, or that I wasn't alone. FML

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Blue_Black_fml 21

Monday 3 June 2013 1:36

Dear God! I just hope that the test result is negative..

grahmagog 14

Monday 3 June 2013 1:35

Im never suprised by walmart customers any more

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kiswani_anas 4

Monday 3 June 2013 13:48

Walmart.

DaUnknownThing 1

Monday 3 June 2013 14:01

these people come from your country :D

Duceswild99 19

Monday 3 June 2013 14:33

People of Walmart!

avapaige1234 19

Monday 3 June 2013 14:47

This woman is far worse from the worst people I meet everyday. For goodness' sake, why did she have to bite the damn urine container

fightingfu 5

Monday 3 June 2013 15:22

I wonder which end of the stick was in her mouth

saxybandgeek 14

Monday 3 June 2013 15:25

Did you take a picture then post it to People of Walmart?

LegendofZelda88 8

Monday 3 June 2013 17:27

dafuq did I just read?!?! evolution of the smarter species doesn't exist anymore...

Omniprism 14

Monday 3 June 2013 18:56

Whoa. Too bad you can't unsee that.

SmilieAKD 20

Monday 3 June 2013 19:35

All I can wonder is why didn't she just use the bathroom in Walmart?

Iniezian 18

Monday 3 June 2013 19:36

At least Wal-Mart now seems to be acting as some sort of magnet for crazy people, someplace where they all go to buy their stuff, so all the other stores are not as affected by crazy. Just imagine if all that crazy was distributed among every major store chain.