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Out of shape

By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 04:38 - Canada

Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

NitroTonicsFML 4

Monday 5 September 2011 11:49

Run those circles like a boss!

FYLDeep 25

Monday 5 September 2011 12:04

At least you were running instead of doing nothing. That's probably more than a lot of people can say.

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ArielTheMermaid 17

Sunday 6 May 2012 4:44

As long as you're running.......

guitarist410 5

Tuesday 12 June 2012 4:31

YOU TOO?!

turtleballz 2

Wednesday 20 June 2012 18:41

Still doing laps around lazy bums on the couch! Good for you:)

alera_fml 12

Sunday 8 July 2012 23:26

Hey, that's exercise be happy!

Siggy18 5

Wednesday 12 September 2012 6:49

That's the way to do it lol

Crabtree1015 12

Saturday 20 October 2012 20:16

Good for you! Least you were working out!

BFons 19

Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:13

At least you're making the effort.

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Saturday 20 July 2013 21:51

You know, this is one of those FMLs that truly deserves honest praise. It's unique, original -- it has all the qualities that an FML should have. Thank you, OP, for making my day with this authentic F.M.L. story. I have 2 favorite FMLs as of right now, and one of them is mine. This is the other.

Cass_x 22

Sunday 15 December 2013 0:55

and you didnt get dizzy? wow, props to you! :o

odod777 28

Saturday 21 December 2013 21:13

That's a start.

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