Family and Creepy: Or does he?

Or does he?

By Anonymous - 09/02/2021 00:30

Today, I read a message from someone on Instagram asking if I wanted to "hook up with a nice guy sometime." It was my uncle – he doesn't recognize his own family before messaging them. FML

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tounces7 27

Tuesday 9 February 2021 1:39

Or maybe he DOES recognize his own family....which would be way worse.

Aarron Gravlee 2

Tuesday 9 February 2021 2:12

thats ****** gold. I bout spit my drink out

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 9 February 2021 1:26

I take it he's not attractive. Otherwise, you'd be getting busy getting into his will.

Aarron Gravlee 2

Tuesday 9 February 2021 2:12

thats ****** gold. I bout spit my drink out

tounces7 27

Tuesday 9 February 2021 1:39

Or maybe he DOES recognize his own family....which would be way worse.

Anzubar 5

Tuesday 9 February 2021 5:49

It could be worse, he could have mistaken you for one of your cousins.

Decipherme 11

Friday 12 February 2021 1:43

Oh the more awkward thought is - that he did 😳

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