Oh no! - FML

Oh no!

By Anonymous - 30/11/2025 09:00

Today, I had gotten a Costco style pumpkin pie and whipped cream for Thanksgiving dinner. My mom and stepdad ended up so stuffed from the main course of the dinner that they didn't want the pie. I got that stuff for them specifically. I'll have to eat the pie myself so it doesn't go to waste. FML

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ahabsfan 15

Sunday 30 November 2025 12:29

Send them home with the pie?

sirrubberduckie 35

Monday 1 December 2025 5:55

Was your goal to have a Thanksgiving dinner with no leftovers? I'm not sure what the problem is.

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ahabsfan 15

Sunday 30 November 2025 12:29

Send them home with the pie?

DLBL 20

Sunday 30 November 2025 19:40

But, did you survive?

sirrubberduckie 35

Monday 1 December 2025 5:55

Was your goal to have a Thanksgiving dinner with no leftovers? I'm not sure what the problem is.

Hangryko 31

Monday 1 December 2025 12:12

Oh no! You get a delicious dessert all to yourself! WhatEVER will you do?

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