Intimacy: Oh hey how are you?

Oh hey how are you?

By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

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Monday 13 June 2011 9:04

Guess you got pretty horny...

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 13 June 2011 9:14

Rebecca Black sends her sincerest apologies for having occupied the back seat at the time.

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monsterrr3 0

Monday 13 June 2011 11:16

really well give em show

Jollymanroper 1

Monday 13 June 2011 11:39

Back seat, idiots...

Texascountyboy 0

Monday 13 June 2011 12:06

lol front seat ? I'm more of a truck bed kind of guy lots of room

L3g4lPl4typus 0

Monday 13 June 2011 13:03

that's why you use the back seat. fyl

Purepower 0

Monday 13 June 2011 15:30

I think Rebecca Black chose the wrong seat...

ChrystiannCrazyy 0

Monday 13 June 2011 15:35

that's a great climax!

sfhero99 0

Monday 13 June 2011 15:40

sometimes you have to say "**** it" and keep uuhhh "pressing forward"

triggerit 5

Monday 13 June 2011 15:55

front seat is a good for blow-job

RubieTuesdayT 0

Monday 13 June 2011 16:22

why would he lean back on the horn..?

taytaymackenzie 0

Monday 13 June 2011 16:22

doing it in a car= best memory ever!

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