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By Anonymous - 16/07/2010 04:19 - United States

Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of two years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML

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thrice324 0

Friday 16 July 2010 12:15

At first I read that as "two year old boyfriend"

Silkie 0

Friday 16 July 2010 12:22

Just smile and wave boys! C:

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dacho 7

Friday 16 July 2010 15:03

2 year boyfriend? effin pedo.

tpike1296 11

Friday 16 July 2010 15:19

as In boyfriend of 2 years...

deafeningsilence 8

Friday 16 July 2010 17:22

fail.

gummibloo 0

Friday 16 July 2010 15:15

That's gonna b akward next time you see them.

Richisme 0

Friday 16 July 2010 15:17

Dads like boobs too!

chantelfurtado 0

Friday 16 July 2010 15:23

his dad must be proud XD

xXxbiancaxXx 0

Friday 16 July 2010 15:27

fyl

HaxivX 0

Friday 16 July 2010 15:41

Your a dumb bitch

water2210 0

Friday 16 July 2010 15:56

he's two years old :D

GavinRoskamp 0

Friday 16 July 2010 16:25

I smell a three-way comin on!!!

BitchBalls 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 0:37

dont u mean cumming?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 16 July 2010 17:06

So, did you successfully seduce his father?

CheeseHater 23

Friday 16 July 2010 17:18

More like MLIA (MyLifeIsAwesome), he got to see boobies, didn't he?

CheeseHater 23

Friday 16 July 2010 17:21

Hi, I'm jones.

cheergirly16 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 3:01

how can you hate cheesee:(

CheeseHater 23

Saturday 17 July 2010 9:11

That depends, I think it looks like mushrooms with holes, smells like dough and tastes like ink to me.

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