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By Anonymous - 14/11/2013 10:57 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

thatnucca 36

Thursday 14 November 2013 16:03

Now she gets to see the world through your eyes then...

skilova4lifezzz 19

Thursday 14 November 2013 16:04

At least you weren't the person who got a **** link of their mother.. That would have been awkward for the both of you!

Comments

mattyiscool123 26

Thursday 14 November 2013 22:13

That's why you always need to double check

Lillalein 11

Thursday 14 November 2013 22:16

The hell did you copy a **** URL for?

spoo 24

Thursday 14 November 2013 22:33

Watching it? Switching Browsers? ...... obviously it is not a concept you have dealt with

ohnowhy 7

Thursday 14 November 2013 22:21

Have fun next time you go out to lunch

awilliams44 9

Thursday 14 November 2013 22:30

Why would u copy a **** URL.?

rgri 11

Thursday 14 November 2013 22:36

Sounds like a sticky sitituation

thehomied420 4

Thursday 14 November 2013 22:50

What kind of **** was it?

JackRH 1

Thursday 14 November 2013 22:56

Why did you need to copy the url of a **** site?

kugelblitz_ 11

Thursday 14 November 2013 23:01

Why would you want to copy that

EvilLittleMan 23

Friday 15 November 2013 0:17

What a dumb ass but it could be worse by coping the URL of your **** debut in LIttle Dick and the Candle Wick.

Dramori 29

Friday 15 November 2013 0:57

Wait a sec - you were watching **** whilst on the phone to your mum? Ew!

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