School, Awkward and Parents: Not your day, is it?

Not your day, is it?

By hiheyaiden - 03/03/2022 23:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML

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Thursday 3 March 2022 17:48

That piece of shit teacher needs to punish your ******' mother!

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