Noped out

By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 00:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML
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LappDance 16

Would that be considered a shit and run?

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the_real_dvd 21

I've got two kids. Neither was wearing diapers at 2. Your sister is a lazy worthless parent. Don't let her get away with anything like that again.

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iluvpeanutbutter 22

Wow, that's a bit harsh. Some kids take longer than others to toilet train; it doesn't mean OP's sister is lazy and worthless as a parent. Although not cleaning up your kids crap is pretty damn rude.

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Bigfabthetruth52 22

Lord i would lose my mind.id get my sister back for not being sensible enough to at least have more than just a diaper on her toddler that could easily be ripped off.and her ass just left without helping afterwards.....gtfoh.

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iluvpeanutbutter 22

20- our dog pees on command, so you could probably teach a dog to poop on command.

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sanecatlady 13

I was potty-trained at two and my brother was trained even younger. Mom says that when my brother was a toddler they still only had cloth diapers so it was probably partly because they weren't as comfortable as disposable ones. Or maybe parents were just a lot more consistent and a lot less clueless in those days.

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sickerthanyou 13

fight fire with fire!, go eat a burrito from taco bell, invite yourself to her place and release the waterfall.

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Kara_araK 24

Am I the only one here who is concerned that a two year old is still wearing diapers?

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katt_is_here 24

Children develop at different rates. 2 years old is not unusual. 3 years old isn't unusual. Much older than that and there may be a disability or delay to be concerned with.

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