Facebook, Social Media and Public freakouts: No life

No life

By jen - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account, posted an insulting message on my wall, and then engaged in a vicious argument with it, just so I could impress my friends. FML

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daybowbow 0

Friday 8 July 2011 18:57

What's impressive about fighting with someone on Facebook...?

TheJashinist 8

Friday 8 July 2011 18:55

That is pretty depressing.

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Booboo1471998 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 19:04

that is just sad! :/

JuniorBSTN 3

Saturday 9 July 2011 23:19

Ahah your a fukin loser !

SupEr_JaY 4

Sunday 10 July 2011 0:22

did you atleast win the argument....?

Thedrick 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 2:37

wow, 3 words, GET A LIFE!

d3p02 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 4:10

damn ur such a loser!

mc30290 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 6:38

why the HELL would u do that? it just makes no sense!

Meganind13 3

Sunday 10 July 2011 7:51

wow your so cool! :) add me

Allymeme 3

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:10

ha ha I actually know someone who did that, and they forgot to log out of their account for one of the comments, so everyone found out.

Allymeme 3

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:10

ha ha I actually know someone who did that, and they forgot to log out of their account for one of the comments, so everyone found out.

karlyporras 4

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:33

what friends?

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