Intimacy: No kinkshaming, but come on… - FML

No kinkshaming, but come on…

By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

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YoStephy123 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 19:16

Kinky.

aback 4

Thursday 13 August 2009 19:20

So dress up like a cop. ...on second thought, an "under the bed" doughnut would be a dealbreaker, anyway.

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ollie415 10

Wednesday 22 February 2012 1:05

Look on the bright side, you got a free donut out of him :)

TheTerenity 9

Tuesday 10 April 2012 2:08

dafuq?

bethm300 5

Saturday 30 June 2012 16:35

And you continued to have sex with him??

Greggums 2

Wednesday 11 July 2012 13:53

Oh gurl you so NASTY! ;)

firebolt1124 1

Monday 6 August 2012 19:49

Doughnut plus sex? Sounds like a good combo to me =)

FusionFrenzy 10

Monday 8 October 2012 5:29

A7X little piece of heaven

cheepcheep23 8

Wednesday 27 November 2013 17:13

Maybe he's just a really big fan of avenged sevenfold?

notapotato 12

Friday 3 January 2014 19:14

SEXY

FrancesShiver 20

Wednesday 19 March 2014 18:37

That's creepy

emopankakes 5

Tuesday 3 June 2014 7:34

Did you eat it?

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