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No good deed

mjperfetti84 - - United States

Today, I helped an old man with his groceries, because he was struggling and he had a cane. After, I was nice enough to drive him home. He went to thank me by giving me a kiss on the cheek. Then he stuck his tongue out, and tried to French kiss me. FML

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philip708 - 27/08/2015 06:46 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I helped an old man who fell over. Turns out he was drunk and had pissed himself. He decided to thank me with a hug. FML

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speechless - 01/06/2013 00:50 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML

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SpongeAbii2 - 24/01/2012 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

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beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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anonymous - 20/06/2013 01:09 - United States - Houston

Today, I helped an elderly lady put a bookshelf in her car. She then thanked me by hitting me with her car as she drove out of the parking lot. FML

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anniecook - 27/11/2009 00:26 - United States

Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML

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yikes :/ - 22/05/2017 18:00

Today, the cute coworker who's been flirting with me drove me home. While I was contemplating asking him to kiss me, he politely told me to, "Please get out, I promised my girlfriend I'd pick her up." FML

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iceman123432 - 02/09/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, when we were at wrestling practice, we had to bend over to stretch. When I bent down, I noticed a car on the street stopped. There was a sixty year old man watching us. He then licked his lips and drove away. FML

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OrangeCrayon 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:20

Kinky.

pleasedonttellme 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:32

Omg..like half of the FML's this week are about perverted old men You wonder if it's the same guy ^.^

OrangeCrayon 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:20

Kinky.

bonertastic 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 17:31

kinky indeed. and awkward. this one should be on awkwardintercourse.com

RyGan 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 13:10

YDI for hitting on old, lonely, horny men with canes

CRlovers123 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 4:09

lmfao.

jmrtheman 3

Sunday 3 July 2011 9:23

epic f***ing win!

EsotericBrent 29

Sunday 30 December 2012 10:02

I'm thoroughly grossed out now... FYL OP.

lebrockshard 10

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:25

Ewwwwwwwwww... thanks for the horrible mental image and FYL!!

fckinbowdown 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 5:25

that's so ******* disgusting

elgordito_fml 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:26

lol, thats kinda hot!!

BloodShard 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:27

That's absolutely D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G.

Ohhaithar 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:30

That's sooo nasty xD

whatthefuckcunt 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:31

jeez you guys are bad sports, have you never heard of good service? who wants help and a ride home if they don't get a happy ending!

pleasedonttellme 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:32

Omg..like half of the FML's this week are about perverted old men You wonder if it's the same guy ^.^

Laxloverr24 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:35

haha ya gotta love old people!

FaddiusPrime 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:38

Hasn't had much in a while?

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Sunday 22 November 2009 16:41

that old poop was prolly good at sex, prolly knew every position there was. shame you woulda had a blast idk if you are a girl/guy op didnt bother looking :D