No fun allowed

By Match my freak - 01/01/2026 20:00

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Today, I showed my boyfriend all my kinky sex toys, hoping he'd be excited. He was actually freaked out and said that I have "way too many." Sorry I'm not a boring Christian prude who's afraid of her own pussy, I guess. FML
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stickyface 16

There's a difference between not being afraid of your pussy and giving it way too much attention and worship. Have fun playing with yourself.

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ImGladImNotU 16

Bye boy. You need that support in the years after marriage

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ImGladImNotU 16

Bye boy. You need that support in the years after marriage

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stickyface 16

There's a difference between not being afraid of your pussy and giving it way too much attention and worship. Have fun playing with yourself.

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lexxiasaurus 28

okay go go gadget 🤣 your pussy? really? how classy. how does a dick compare to turbothunderhorsecock 5000 or the clitinator 7.0 with 50 different speeds and attachments 😅 also you can still have great sex without all the gizmos and gadgets, whozits and whatzit's, and thingymabobs

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