Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML agreeclassic 45 635 vote type 1 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, after three months of going back and forth between staying with my boyfriend and leaving him for someone else, I finally made the decision to go for the other guy. When I told him, he admitted to never seeing himself with me, as he "doesn't do cheaters." FML agreeclassic 182 vote type 1 2 610
Today, I woke up for the first time In 5 days with relief from a debilitating migraine, only to have my arm and shoulder completely numb and a sharp pain running from my neck to my elbow. I have a pinched nerve and dislocated disk in my neck. FML agreeclassic 2 325 vote type 1 148
Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML agreeclassic 19 963 vote type 1 1 437
Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML agreeclassic 24 975 vote type 1 6 618
Today, I was on my way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML agreeclassic 38 296 vote type 1 3 457
Today, for the second time in my life, I fell and got stuck between my wall and my bed wrapped in a blanket, mad. Instead of helping me, my brother just took videos. FML agreeclassic 709 vote type 1 342
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!