Animals, Homeowners and Creepypasta: Nature is healing

Nature is healing

By screwthewilderness - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I visited my vacation cabin. I've been planning to sell it, and it was in perfect condition when I last visited about 6 months ago. I walked in the door to find the floor covered in muddy pawprints and bloody remainders of meals. It appears some bears moved in during my absence. FML

agreeclassic 31 648

vote type 1 3 769

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

What happened here?

By Lisa - this FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I came home from my vacation. My sister had been taking care of my dog and my apartment while I was away. As I walked in, I was greeted by a floor covered in poop and a destroyed couch. FML

agreeclassic 3 034

vote type 1 338

By Anonymous - 10/02/2013 01:39 - United States - Decatur

Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML

agreeclassic 38 483

vote type 1 2 411

Bad boy

By feelgood - 29/07/2013 05:08 - United States

Today, I woke up on the last day of my vacation at the beach to find that my dog had chewed a hole in the wall of my rented house, 2 hours before the owner arrived to check for any damage. FML

agreeclassic 44 599

vote type 1 6 796

Buyer's market

By Anonymous - 20/06/2021 00:01

Today, I found out that my childhood vacation home was on sale for 149K. We sold it for 99K 9 months ago. FML

agreeclassic 810

vote type 1 240

By Ellencrazee - 13/08/2011 10:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

agreeclassic 28 754

vote type 1 5 268

The Stinking of Hill House

By laner - 26/07/2019 12:00

Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML

agreeclassic 1 627

vote type 1 449

A cheap holiday in other people's misery

By Blunt w/chip on shoulder - 06/02/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I came to visit a friend I haven't seen in 3 years for a fun 2 month vacation of you know what. She has 2 more dogs now and soon as I stepped in her place after flying across the country, there were 2 piles if dog crap on the ground. I already want to fly out of here, and this is only day one. FML

agreeclassic 231

vote type 1 513

Close call

By Anonymous - 09/11/2023 06:00 - Canada

Today, I went on a relaxing nature hike to de-stress. I got lost for hours, encountered a bear, and had to play dead, only for the bear to steal my sandwich then sit there for hours before finally leaving. FML

agreeclassic 573

vote type 1 180

Trash

By Attack of the drunk caveman - 14/04/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I'm a hotel housekeeper. I was warned by the manager that one of the rooms was "horrible." When I got to said room, I understood: what he meant; it looked as though it was raided by a drunken caveman. It took my friend and I almost an hour to clean it up completely. At least the "caveman" left a $2.00 tip. FML

agreeclassic 808

vote type 1 121

Nature calls

By Anonymous - 29/11/2023 00:00

Today, I got to my log cabin after an hour's hiking. I lit the fire because it was freezing and my stupid dog sniffed the fire, looked me in the eye, then jumped right into the fire and knocked the logs everywhere. My cabin is now ashes and I had an hour's hike back to my car with my stupid dog. FML

agreeclassic 584

vote type 1 194

Filitov 0

Monday 4 October 2010 16:04

Yogi Bear strikes again!

FFML_314 11

Monday 4 October 2010 16:15

This comment is such a complete failure. I'm ashamed to share the same air supply with you.

Comments

MissErikaHart 0

Monday 4 October 2010 16:03

gross

sonnet 0

Monday 4 October 2010 16:30

Well at least the bloody remainders don't belong to you.

Smeagol648 0

Monday 4 October 2010 16:36

What's so gross about that?

FFML_314 11

Monday 4 October 2010 16:45

Not a damn thing. Makes me hungry.

ChrisSG 0

Monday 4 October 2010 17:10

at least the occupants ain't in the cabin when u were there..

theian01 3

Monday 4 October 2010 17:19

I can see down your shirt.

Lythiaren 8

Monday 4 October 2010 17:37

I agree with 40. OP is lucky the bears weren't there at the time. Time for a call to wildlife conservation. D:

Shivermeshamrock 0

Monday 4 October 2010 19:21

Yeah... I feel sorry for Op since this must be *Puts on sunglasses* un-bear-able. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

breenarae25 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 7:02

ahem.. your left boob is about to fall out, I suggest that you put that ball of fat back into your bra...

Annihilator 0

Monday 4 October 2010 16:03

Buahahahaha

bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

Monday 4 October 2010 18:12

Your laugh makes you seem as if you're in league with the bears. Interesting...

MissErikaHart 0

Monday 4 October 2010 16:03

gross

Filitov 0

Monday 4 October 2010 16:04

Yogi Bear strikes again!

Dyer18 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 21:46

Reverse goldy locks

tweetygirl28 2

Monday 4 October 2010 16:04

Your upset because you have bears? I am upset because you have a vacation house. Pretty sure the bears are long gone anyways other wise you wouldn't be here to whine and complain.

FFML_314 11

Monday 4 October 2010 16:15

This comment is such a complete failure. I'm ashamed to share the same air supply with you.

MissErikaHart 0

Monday 4 October 2010 16:18

well take a deep breath. ur sharing air with me too. 

FFML_314 11

Monday 4 October 2010 16:26

At least it's not the same species. I would hate to be a rodent.

Daerauko 0

Monday 4 October 2010 16:29

turns on the radio. lol enough "air supply" for everyone!

DocBastard 38

Monday 4 October 2010 17:10

FFML, I again find myself in agreement with you. To be upset at someone else's success is nothing short of asinine. To the original commenter: you should be ashamed of yourself.

Ohnocurly 0

Monday 4 October 2010 17:27

You all have got Tweety all wrong. It's not her fault she can't have a cabin, It's the governments for not giving her more on her welfare check. She barely has enough for her smokes and boos.

sYmhaHa 0

Monday 4 October 2010 17:46

FYI it's normal for the human race to be upset at other peoples success.. It's a shame to be upset at sharing air with someone else, especially when it's not yours to share.. But in any case if it's that bad stepping out in front of a moving bus can fix this for you, quick and easily..