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Nasty

By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 17:45

Today, I was attacked by a bird at three in the morning. The bird was being attacked by an owl, and it decided the safest place to land wasn't in a tree, but my face. No one will believe me, despite the 12 stitches across my face. FML

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Wednesday 8 February 2012 22:30

Bird, bird, bird, bird is the word.

zingline89 18

Wednesday 8 February 2012 22:35

I'm talon you, show me some pics and owl believe you.

Comments

RedTheSeeNurse 4

Thursday 9 February 2012 3:01

It was coming to you for protection.

le_troll 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 3:07

Do you sleep in a tree or something?

sweetness17 7

Thursday 9 February 2012 3:20

did you take away the owl's tootsie pop or something?

unmagickalhippie 10

Thursday 9 February 2012 3:38

birds suck.

twaumat 28

Thursday 9 February 2012 3:44

BS!!! :O sorry that sucks.

notred43 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 4:10

I dont believe you

derkster 6

Thursday 9 February 2012 4:28

:o!!!!

ScarletBloom 14

Thursday 9 February 2012 4:37

Two birds killed one stone.

footballpro22 2

Thursday 9 February 2012 5:08

Owls live in trees so yes, the safest place wood not be a tree.

rakhil11 7

Saturday 11 February 2012 6:52

Not sure if punny or can't spell....

derp1122 2

Thursday 9 February 2012 5:46

haha. bird-attackception!

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