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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 21:28 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML

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Wednesday 14 November 2012 23:43

Just don't make a big deal out of it. I'm sure she's humiliated enough as it is.

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Comments

yeti37 16

Thursday 15 November 2012 0:23

if you were positioned correctly, your nose should have been the cork in the bottle.

notforbirds 9

Thursday 15 November 2012 0:32

I don't think you were doing it right...

ellytoad 13

Thursday 15 November 2012 0:32

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 15 November 2012 2:12

and you'd have a convenient hole to put it in. what? too much?

BananerzFresh 12

Thursday 15 November 2012 0:59

She had the scaredy farts.

Marrach 7

Thursday 15 November 2012 5:08

I don't know what that exactly is supposed to mean on your behalf, but it was something that made me laugh.

gregkingsley 4

Thursday 15 November 2012 1:07

Nobody likes a cup of chili during sex

adrimarie23 4

Thursday 15 November 2012 1:11

Guess the full course Mexican dinner was a bad choice!

Deirdre_Curry 4

Thursday 15 November 2012 1:13

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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pickles1994 18

Thursday 15 November 2012 11:00

Disgusting*

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Thursday 15 November 2012 11:40

That's*

duckfan4life 1

Thursday 15 November 2012 1:21

I doubt any guy could keep one if that happened to him

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 15 November 2012 2:13

Haha, Bitch.

duckfan4life 1

Thursday 15 November 2012 5:22

I didn't even realize that! Must be destiny...

thefella 10

Thursday 15 November 2012 6:29

Not gonna lie I scrolled down to see who had comment 69

knoxxx 22

Thursday 15 November 2012 1:23

Lmfao that's terrible. Poor girl, she's probably mortified. Awkward sexual encounters can leave awkward emotional scars.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thursday 15 November 2012 1:38

When you're south of the border that's always a possibility.

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