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    Mistakes were made

    By Lewis - 04/12/2018 00:30 - France - Paris

    He told you...
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    Phillycheeze 20
    Tuesday 4 December 2018 0:40

    Hopefully he can't reproduce...

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    peithecelt 28
    Tuesday 4 December 2018 1:57

    hopefully he survived!

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    Phillycheeze 20
    Tuesday 4 December 2018 0:40

    Hopefully he can't reproduce...

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    peithecelt 28
    Tuesday 4 December 2018 1:57

    hopefully he survived!

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    Ashamed_Sister 60
    Tuesday 4 December 2018 8:14

    Hopefully he can pay if he has caused any damage.

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    Today, I'm in a US college. I could've gone into a trade or internship, but no one listened. Now, while my parents brag to their friends that their child has a degree, I'll probably be spending the rest of life in crippling debt, sleeping on the side of the road, and begging strangers for table scraps. FML
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