Love: Missing the point

Missing the point

By Unclean - 12/03/2020 18:58

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 6 months because I told him I loved him. Not because he felt any different than I did, but because the term "love" should be reserved for God, and not be said to mortals. FML

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Ambrily 27

Thursday 12 March 2020 20:04

To me, it sounds like you're dodging a bullet. Fanaticism is never fun.

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Dodged a bullet. Be with someone who isn’t afraid to tell you they love you.

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DramaQueen 5

Monday 16 March 2020 17:03

Dodged a bullet

1known 30

Thursday 2 April 2020 4:44

If he’s Christian remind him that Jesus tells us to love each other.

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