Misguided

By baller - 08/06/2009 10:39 - Australia

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Today, I was at a 21st birthday party. It got to the bit where they bring out the cake, and the birthday girl hosting blew out her candles. While she was blowing, I whispered to the fella next to me, "That's not the only thing she'll be blowing tonight." The guy next to me was her dad. FML
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Capnstinkfoot 0

YDI for being a dumbass, BUT, if she did blow you then take a pic, mail it 2 him w/a note that says " told ya"

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egaonogenki 0

Why not say, "Party favors is also what she's blowing. Yeah, that's it!"

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cinderella_smile 0

your such a bitch, you don't just say things like that to randoms. You got what you deserved

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Buneary 0

Ugh. You completely deserved that. I mean come on, just because she's a female it's all right to make sexual innuendos about her on her BIRTHDAY to random strangers? You're a pig.

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missus_butter 0

If you don't know who her dad is, you don't know her well enough to get blown. PS- When someone is having a birthday party, the guy who is WAY ******* OLDER than everyone else is almost certainly her dad. Derrr.

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rawrgodzilla 0

LOL Did you get beat?

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change_we_need_fml 0

hahahahahahahaha that's so funny. i'm sorry that happened.

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Kutsa 0

Lol, that's hilarious. It must have been very embarrasing xD.

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