Love, Weird, Jealousy and Relationship advice: Mind games

Mind games

By Anonymous - 05/08/2024 10:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML

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Thaylok 17

Monday 5 August 2024 17:06

Sounds like a setup. Like she was testing you to see if you would make moves on your ex.

Vesi 29

Monday 5 August 2024 20:21

Unless there are kids involved, BLOCK is a *wonderful* thing! =)

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Thaylok 17

Monday 5 August 2024 17:06

Sounds like a setup. Like she was testing you to see if you would make moves on your ex.

Vesi 29

Monday 5 August 2024 20:21

Unless there are kids involved, BLOCK is a *wonderful* thing! =)

Hangryko 31

Monday 5 August 2024 20:28

Block him yesterday.

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