Love, Cute and Health: Manchild

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By pixiebubz - 06/10/2011 03:59 - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML

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Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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Thursday 6 October 2011 8:36

YDI for being humorless! Your boyfriend is funny.

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Thursday 6 October 2011 8:32

oh my 28 he is ancient

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cat_overlord 13

Thursday 19 February 2015 14:48

Your too serious. He was just trying to lighten the mood

WelshLeachy 12

Monday 29 June 2015 23:39

That is hilarious!!

Repethetic 25

Thursday 8 October 2015 4:20

its a joke, get a sense of humour

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Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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Today, I had a job interview, but I arrived kind of late. I was in so much of a hurry that I hit a woman walking by in the face with the door. I offered to drive her to the hospital. Turns out that she was going to be interviewing me. She didn't offer to reschedule. FML

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Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML

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