Kids: Make it stop

Make it stop

By dee - 03/07/2011 05:36 - United States

Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 07:47

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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By MommyProblems - 19/01/2014 05:17 - United States

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

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By Soo - 24/12/2020 08:04 - Spain - Archidona

Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML

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By NextAmericanIdol? - 08/08/2013 04:09 - United States - Bowie

Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML

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By ameliaruth09 - 22/01/2015 22:36 - United States - Milford

Today, while breast feeding my 7 month-old before his nap, I hummed his favorite song as I rocked. He pulled away, stared at me, and cried til I shut up. FML

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By badsinger - 04/06/2010 09:38 - New Zealand

Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML

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By Viciousvixen_21 - 02/04/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

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By ash - 14/01/2011 18:22 - United States

Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying, I opened my eyes and realized it was my friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML

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By ElamentalAngel - 06/05/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML

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By nana - 19/05/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, after the church service was over, my two year-old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang "Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML

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NomOnShroomz 14

Sunday 3 July 2011 15:53

Who let Rebecca Black get FML?

ATLBOI770 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 15:50

baby:1 op:0 baby wins

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MrOcean 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 15:57

Dont feel too bad. Babies can be mean.

bryyxoo 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 17:58

at least he said please

CitrusGirl 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 15:57

Maybe she's just a good singer and you're not. But you should still punish him for smacking you.

Opium_Production 5

Sunday 3 July 2011 16:00

You must suck at singing haha

IndiRae 9

Monday 4 July 2011 8:04

No shit, Sherlock.

just_cr1s 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:04

No shit.

youngmoneylover 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 16:06

awwhh..... you're really that bad?

salvorican 24

Sunday 3 July 2011 16:08

Hey maybe one day he'll be a judge on American Idol :)

yuviluv 5

Sunday 3 July 2011 16:09

I would smack him back.

cumverg 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 16:11

I know one thing for sure- your sister isn't Helen Keller

Omgpwned1234 0

Monday 4 July 2011 2:36

FTW

JuliaSirckle 3

Sunday 3 July 2011 16:13

Did you bite the bee back?

jemama 1

Sunday 3 July 2011 16:46

Wrong FML. :)

hahahahepicfail 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 18:41

i know lol i think he means the other pne

DocBastard 38

Sunday 3 July 2011 16:15

You deserve it for thinking Nickelback would make for a good lullaby.

chester75 5

Sunday 3 July 2011 23:07

wow either someone hacked your account,or you lost your sarcastically witty touch Doc.

Keyman1212 14

Sunday 3 July 2011 16:16

Don't sing Rebecca Black, and that won't happen. Besides, it isn't even Friday OP.

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