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Make it make sense

By Anonymous - 25/05/2025 21:00 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I got divorce papers from my wife, who was a former adult entertainment performer. Perhaps foolishly, I tried to get her to accept Jesus and become a Christian, which she eventually did. Now she is divorcing me for "being married to a former porn star." FML

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poopface82 23

Monday 26 May 2025 16:33

Uno Reverse strikes again.

angus 16

Monday 26 May 2025 5:35

You deserved it you perv!

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angus 16

Monday 26 May 2025 5:35

You deserved it you perv!

Lost Reggie 21

Monday 26 May 2025 9:24

The ultimate hypocrisy.

poopface82 23

Monday 26 May 2025 16:33

Uno Reverse strikes again.

GoogieWithers 23

Monday 26 May 2025 22:26

But you were, and you changed her. **** star isn't looking too bad now, is it?

Wadlaen 23

Monday 26 May 2025 23:37

Seems like you, very unknowingly, shot yourself in the foot there...

Noctsurreality1302 11

Tuesday 10 June 2025 1:50

Maybe don't try to convert people to your religion? YDI

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