Kids: Lovely bundles of joy - FML

Lovely bundles of joy

By Anonymous - 12/01/2012 11:54 - Sweden

Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Nutty4Muffs 3

Thursday 12 January 2012 16:07

Oh I love this phase! It's just the sugar talking.

seximexi911 10

Thursday 12 January 2012 16:07

Damn what part of town do you live in? Haha

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vanemi428 2

Friday 13 January 2012 1:40

Are u a pedo bear?

seahawksfan900 11

Friday 13 January 2012 2:12

Compton or what?

t765234 10

Friday 13 January 2012 2:40

Damn, at least in America they start cursing in first grade.

bizarre_ftw 21

Friday 13 January 2012 2:52

What's with the "bitch" and you having nuts?

Track1991 0

Friday 13 January 2012 3:10

Ya. They're hellians. Kids aren't normally that wild.

prettygirl47 5

Friday 13 January 2012 3:43

Someone should stop teaching in the getto.

lovestheice 0

Friday 13 January 2012 4:02

Sorry but I don't believe that all happened in one day.

kenzy960817 5

Friday 13 January 2012 4:05

Are you in the ghetto? like wtf is wrong with those kindergarteners?

fmlswag 11

Friday 13 January 2012 4:33

Well, your love for being a teacher must be a strong one!

maddienoelle 13

Friday 13 January 2012 4:53

RUN! run while you still can! (before they break your legs!)

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