Lonely birthday

By anon - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Israel

Today, it's my birthday. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy from the counter. FML
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It could still be "for your friend." Oh btw, Happy Birthday!!

iAmScrubs 19

Time to pull out the good old imaginary friend story. I still have one. His name is Alejandro. Excuse me, I think he's calling.

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omg....he doesn't care. when will people stop worrying about idiotic shit like this?

I hate to be rude but guess what? he doesn't give a shit. you are of no concern to him...you're just a customer.

But why do you care about someone’s opinion you don’t know and will never see again? Happy Birthday!

easybree 10

That’s fine!! I’d be like thanks snd close the