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By danny - 25/03/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I found out who my ex-girlfriend left me for. He is more successful than I am, and comes from a supportive and unconditionally loving family. He is bigger, taller, and 4 years younger than me. To add insult, I’m only 25 but this rich kid is in a band and plays guitar better than me. FML

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Wadlaen 23

Monday 25 March 2024 23:27

Seems like she upgraded...

Billsonhamsen 17

Wednesday 27 March 2024 0:00

Hopefully not the guy she told you not to worry about

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Wadlaen 23

Monday 25 March 2024 23:27

Seems like she upgraded...

Billsonhamsen 17

Wednesday 27 March 2024 0:00

Hopefully not the guy she told you not to worry about

idragosani 15

Saturday 30 March 2024 14:57

Make this an opportunity to work on improving your guitar skills.

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Today, I found out about of my ex, who I was with for 6 years, getting married. Normally I wouldn’t care, except she rejected my marriage proposal just about a year ago, saying she wanted to “be single for a while and wasn’t ready.” I can’t help but think what does the other dude have that I don’t have that made her change her mind? FML

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