Customers, Drunk and Work: Late night customers are the worst - FML

Late night customers are the worst

By viviham - 04/05/2012 12:08 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

agreeclassic 36 905

vote type 1 2 351

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

Smart move

By Triedtobecool - 06/04/2009 02:22 - Canada

Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML

agreeclassic 11 977

vote type 1 99 978

Cash me?

By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 11:00 - Canada - Lakeville

Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML

agreeclassic 1 854

vote type 1 123

Kid!

By DrunkParents - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Billings

Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML

agreeclassic 30 267

vote type 1 2 819

By amburrr - 03/08/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

agreeclassic 57 899

vote type 1 2 669

I'm in a hurry

By Anonymous - 20/01/2020 20:00

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

agreeclassic 2 556

vote type 1 147

Office embarrassment

By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

agreeclassic 1 447

vote type 1 902

By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 11:11 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML

agreeclassic 28 367

vote type 1 2 257

Sting

By gimme beer - 13/06/2023 18:00

Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML

agreeclassic 851

vote type 1 153

By Cup_of___ - 26/11/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I walked into a liquor store and thought about inquiring for a job application. After seeing the cashier, I thought about inquiring if she was single. After accidentally breaking three bottles of liquor, I didn't do either. I left the store, still single and unemployed. FML

agreeclassic 8 945

vote type 1 30 158

Nice try

By anonymous - 29/06/2010 02:21 - United States

Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML

agreeclassic 36 708

vote type 1 12 971

Next

TOP COMMENTS

dessaye 19

Friday 4 May 2012 16:21

Good, people like her shouldn't be reproducing.

nate_msm 0

Friday 4 May 2012 16:40

Maybe she was drowsing her sorrows because the school nurse thinks she is fat and stupid.

Comments

eman1972 4

Friday 4 May 2012 21:09

Dude, they don't sell pregnancy test in a liquor store!

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 4 May 2012 22:41

Dude, she probably grabbed it from her purse.

funkthat26 2

Friday 4 May 2012 21:44

This is not an FML, this is more like a WTF.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 4 May 2012 22:34

If she keeps going like that, she WILL get pregnant.

Jasonf6 0

Friday 4 May 2012 22:48

Deny it to her

onorexveritas 23

Friday 4 May 2012 23:45

at least she let you know she was just stupid

dacubs 1

Friday 4 May 2012 23:49

Stay Classy Texas!

jaredofmo 22

Saturday 5 May 2012 0:17

What. The. ****?

colts1844 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 0:29

Ummm y didn't u stop her when she was about to pee. YDI for just watching it happen

elodymayweeble 7

Saturday 5 May 2012 0:30

Liquor stores sell pregnancy tests? 0_o

thunter2000 2

Saturday 5 May 2012 1:02

I didn't know liquor stores sold pregnancy tests!

3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Kids Parenting Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Intimacy Suspicious Sex Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Top

Today, my son asked for candy at a supermarket checkout. I said no. He laid on the floor and began screaming as if I'd killed his pet rabbit. Other parents nodded at me in silent sympathy, while strangers judged me with their glares. I bought the candy. He still screamed. FML

agreeclassic 111

vote type 1 557

Today, I asked my mother to take a picture of me with my phone. She managed to drop the phone thrice within 5 minutes. Now the phone is busted and she refuses to pay for the repairs. FML

agreeclassic 3 308

vote type 1 709

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

agreeclassic 61 388

vote type 1 4 766

Today, my mother sent my birthday present to me four days late. It was a handy keychain blood alcohol detector so I can make sure I'm sober before I drive. FML

agreeclassic 26 863

vote type 1 7 706

Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML

agreeclassic 341

vote type 1 582

Today, I walked in on my husband and a woman on our bed together. She had a perfect, fat-free body, and was riding him effortlessly. He knows I’m unable to ride due to a back injury. This comes a couple of days after convincing me that I was “beautiful the way I was” when I had a body dysmorphia breakdown. FML

agreeclassic 825

vote type 1 192