Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Keeping it in the family

Keeping it in the family

By Drew - 05/08/2010 05:18 - United States

Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML

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Thursday 5 August 2010 13:01

Incest: The game the whole family can play.

Jessi_the_sexii 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 12:42

incest.. ew

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swazikid 0

Friday 6 August 2010 12:06

Hick town America

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Friday 6 August 2010 12:18

*ovary Orangutan Polka

g0blu3 0

Friday 6 August 2010 18:31

incest is best, put ur family to the test...haha that sux

YourMiserableBoy 0

Friday 6 August 2010 20:59

wow is your mom the chick from the third godfather and her cousin is vinnie?

thesublimed95 2

Friday 6 August 2010 21:43

..and the Jeff foxworthy jokes begin..

YDI4nogoodreason 0

Friday 6 August 2010 22:42

YDI for hating incest.

ThinIce 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:11

This has got to be one of the most messed up things ever

tessa135 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 0:34

hahaha

urfukinstupid 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 5:00

YDI for having a redneck family

Lunasis 14

Saturday 28 June 2014 9:50

how is that a ydi? can't choose your family

CiNnImAtIcKsUnSe 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 5:25

She Must Be Desperate ?

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