Love, Sex, Pregnancy and Cheating: Just can't get enough - FML

Just can't get enough

By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 06:00

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Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML

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Nikki 17

Monday 13 February 2023 21:13

Because she doesn’t want to have sex while pregnant? Is there something wrong with you or did you not read the post correctly?

Nikki 17

Tuesday 14 February 2023 0:18

We already know there’s something wrong with you but I assume you also didn’t read the post correctly

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 13 February 2023 10:41

I hope you mean your "get the **** out of here and pick your shit up off the lawn tomorrow."

Nikki 17

Tuesday 14 February 2023 0:18

We already know there’s something wrong with you but I assume you also didn’t read the post correctly

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