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Joker brain

By RIP Kevin - 28/11/2022 18:00

Today, my mom, who is a huge Batman fan, is still weepy and talking non-stop about Kevin Conroy, as she has been for the past two weeks. After three days it was starting to get excessive; now I think I'm going mad like the Joker. FML

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Today, my mom has gotten to the stage of her Alzheimer’s where every time I visit she thinks I’m a burglar, and screams and cries until I leave. My dad does his best, but I just want my mom back. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2017 22:00

Today, my son followed me around like a shadow, chanting, "Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom…" to the tune of Jingle Bells. It's March. FML

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Nico97 3

Monday 28 November 2022 18:19

your mom needs therapy

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 29 November 2022 0:50

If it's not Adam West, it's bullshit!

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Nico97 3

Monday 28 November 2022 18:19

your mom needs therapy

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 29 November 2022 0:50

If it's not Adam West, it's bullshit!

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