Miscellaneous: It's just windy

It's just windy

By m…… - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - South Whitley

Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML

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Sunday 5 August 2012 9:59

What makes this story interesting is the possibility that there wasn't actually a tornado going on at the time.

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I would probably throw my used tampon at her. That's just me though.

Comments

ILoveZombieBoys 13

Monday 6 August 2012 1:39

=.= she couldn't wait till u were done?

KitKat16 9

Monday 6 August 2012 2:02

Omg that's so horrible and gross at the same time...your brothers friend got a real nice view

twogingers1fire 7

Monday 6 August 2012 3:00

I misread tornadoes as tomatoes... I was incredibly confused for a short time.

drawmyhearton_fml 3

Monday 6 August 2012 4:04

"and brother's best friend". You have the worst mother, FYL.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 6 August 2012 5:59

did the bathroom have a window or something? honestly thats a bit much...see if there is a way to break your mom's fear...if there is it's needed...

elliepenguin 5

Monday 6 August 2012 6:53

LOL the hilarious thing is I have an intense fear of tornadoes so I could see myself doing the same thing. :p We all have to laugh at ourselves! LOL this FML was kinda cute:D