It's a witch!

By umm... - 30/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML

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Aiden89 23

Monday 30 March 2020 23:31

I’m sorry OP, I genuinely laughed out loud. He sounds hilarious

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Quarantine day 12 be like...

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mewo 3

Tuesday 31 March 2020 11:30

Wtf

rhett 5

Tuesday 31 March 2020 14:16

If the “drowning” victim had received “CPR”, would he make airplane noises too?

Todd Klopfer 11

Tuesday 31 March 2020 15:21

10 year old boys without toys will play with whatever they can find. Buy him a rubber 🐤

littlefoott69 14

Tuesday 31 March 2020 20:03

Ha! that's why it's called "The toy mom could never take away"

demix_fml 32

Wednesday 1 April 2020 0:35

What was the interrogation about and did he get the information he needed?

JuliaKay14 33

Wednesday 1 April 2020 18:51

This is hilarious, be happy you found someone with a good sense of humor

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