Food, Awkward, Thief and Liar: It's a set up!

It's a set up!

By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 01:00 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my brother had texted me, asking, "Why did you take Mom's chocolate? That's pathetic." I proceeded to swear on my own life that I didn't, but directly after that he sent me a picture of the wrapper in my room. FML

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Friday 10 February 2023 14:33

So…are you guilty and dumb enough to lie…or careless enough to walk into a setup and likely to get blamed for everything going forward?

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So he can kill you now?

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poopface82 23

Friday 10 February 2023 14:33

So…are you guilty and dumb enough to lie…or careless enough to walk into a setup and likely to get blamed for everything going forward?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 10 February 2023 15:38

So he can kill you now?

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