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Dog fart - - United States

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML
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yeahyourjealous 0

i read "CPAP" as CRAP. it made it a whole lot funnier.

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serenaaaa_fml 0

haahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahaha

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FerrariCake 2

I read this yesterday morning and I'm still laughing uncontrollably at the imagery. Can someone PLEASE turn this into an illustrated FML?

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blueeyes24 0

Every CPAP I have ever heard of works by sending a continuous stream of air through a mask that you wear over your nose and mouth... it sounds like you are describing a dehumidifier not a CPAP.

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Colledo06 1

I laughed my ass off.

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Menick47 0

YDI for getting the dog that pwans noobs!

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