Love, Embarrassing, Stalker, Awkward and Introverts: Introverted clumsiness - FML

Introverted clumsiness

By I'm a fucking idiot!!! And I suck at using discord. Going back to tumblr. - 09/12/2024 03:00 - Canada - Concord

Today, I hit off with a guy I met on Tumblr, and we moved to Discord to chat. We're just friends, but have things in common. Then I accidentally called him while he was driving by clicking the wrong button, because I forgot how to search things up. Now he thinks I'm a creep. Time to build my walls back up again. FML

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Or, maybe you could tell him you made a mistake.

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Or, maybe you could tell him you made a mistake.

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