Kids, Health and Injury: I'm fragile, OK?

I'm fragile, OK?

By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 10:00

Today, I lost a tooth and got my jaw wired shut after my toddler managed to break my jaw by whacking me with a plastic toy. Hello at least 8 weeks of being unable to talk while only eating meals that have been thoroughly blitzed into a liquid form first. FML

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Wednesday 13 September 2023 15:50

a toddler? damn glass jaw of the century or did you father BamBam?

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 13 September 2023 15:47

Bullshit! You can talk with your jaws wired shut. And you have an excuse to drink milkshakes all day! People have been known to sneak M&Ms around their back molar...so I've heard.