Animals, Dogs, Pranks and Cute: I ain't no hollaback girl - FML

I ain't no hollaback girl

By Anonymous - 03/05/2025 12:00 - United States - Newark

Today, I was walking my dog when a car slowed down, and a guy leaned out of the window, then yelled, "Hey, nice dog!" Naturally, I turned to reply, "Thank you!" only to find that the guy had no intention of complimenting me at all. He had been talking to the dog the entire time. FML

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I am glad he didn't think you were a dog.

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I am glad he didn't think you were a dog.

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