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Humblebrag time

By Pusillanimous - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was waiting in line with a friend, and she poked my stomach and said, "I wish I had your stomach." I asked her why. She said, "Boys wouldn't flirt with me." FML

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Sunday 19 July 2009 12:15

What's not to get? Read again, her friend called her fat.

lexiBRo 0

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.....or maybe get some nicer friends. If OP is comfortable w/ her body why should she lose weight over one idiot's comments?

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