Love, Concert, Heatwave and Health: How could you? - FML

How could you?

By passedoutpolly - 01/08/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

BUDWEISER 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 9:06

He obviously doesn't care bout you then. haha or he was lookin for professional help

woxy 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 9:12

Dont marry the guy.

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edoohan619 10

Tuesday 13 December 2011 0:26

what band was it

moonpiglet 4

Friday 18 May 2012 12:20

Am I the only one that read "huge **** concert" on the first sentence?

Oihana_fml 22

Monday 10 August 2015 20:42

Yes. Yes you are.

manuscript 7

Friday 15 March 2013 17:45

Sounds like a keeper

cwl727 32

Tuesday 25 March 2014 23:19

Was he still next to you or did he keep going forward with the line?

KatHelm 17

Sunday 29 June 2014 2:56

Because most women choose dicks over the sweet guys. YDI.

cadillacgal79 32

Monday 7 July 2014 16:33

He sounds like a douche canoe.

Thnks_Fr_Th_Bnds 15

Saturday 28 February 2015 22:11

hope the concert was good XD

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