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Today, I found out that the only reason my husband agreed to marriage counselling is because he finds our therapist attractive. FML

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genericfmluser 17

Wednesday 1 July 2015 18:53

Get a new therapist or a new husband.

chuka81 27

Wednesday 1 July 2015 18:54

Well, if that's the reason he agreed to counselling, it's unlikely he would put in the effort required to make the marriage work. You might have to come to terms with that.

cupcakebruh 21

Monday 6 July 2015 8:52

*extreme amounts of sarcasm* AWESOME!! :D

tiredofwaiting 25

Thursday 30 July 2015 7:59

Time to get a new hubby or therapist.

BloodyGlass 10

Saturday 29 August 2015 9:01

So you killed your ex-husband and lived happily ever after. :D

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Today, my girlfriend refused to have sex with me, because my underwear are Fruit of the Loom instead of Hanes. According to her, since all real men wear Hanes, I'm unfit to have sex with her because I wear Fruit of the Loom and am therefore not a man. FML

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Today, I realized my dad was right about everything: the hot guy who was attractive because my dad hated him so much really was a scumbag. I found out after he got me pregnant, vanished, and then learned that he also got my sister and cousin pregnant. FML

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Today, it's my 35th birthday. My wife greeted me naked, and with an itemized list of what's off limits. A list of what was on the menu would've been much shorter and might have had better spelling. FML

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Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML

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Today, my mother-in-law, who I love to bits and also work with, came into my office, so I greeted her with our usual, “What now, you old bat?” expecting the usual, “Cost estimates, you cheeky young bleeder.” It wasn’t her, it was the company owner. My mandatory sensitivity training starts Thursday. FML

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Today, my now ex sent his mommy to come get his shit outta my house after we split. I had to physically restrain myself from choking the bitch after she said it was my fault he cheated, and got someone else pregnant, because I “should’ve paid more attention to him.” Fuck her and him. FML

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