Intimacy, Sex and Wanker: Horny and dumb - FML

Horny and dumb

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Lehigh Acres

Spicy

Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

thatnakedguy 17

Wednesday 9 December 2015 1:20

It's time to say bi to him

jamesderp 15

Wednesday 9 December 2015 1:24

I don't wanna say Floridians, but Floridians

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HollyQuinn 21

Wednesday 9 December 2015 13:34

Wow. That is so not OK.

waterphoenix 6

Thursday 10 December 2015 15:15

Diaster, how you cannot see that is terrifying.

justawitness 1

Thursday 10 December 2015 16:47

Wtf

jvanevery 19

Saturday 12 December 2015 8:26

you should take over his conversation with all these people and find out who is really what

Al_Quadea17 12

Tuesday 12 January 2016 9:10

what a ****

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