Higher learning

By jaybob18 - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally used the statistics book that I forked out $120 to buy. To kill an ant. FML
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LetItRise 0

stuff like that grinds my gear, teachers that don't use the god damn text book Fyl

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moshimoshi1993 8

Or that the ant is a statistic. 34% of ants die each year in unused text book accidents.

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Calyx_fml 21

37.4% of statistics books are used to kill bugs.

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ncvolley123 8

Well, at least you used it. That sucks though. I can't imagine spending that much on an Ant Spacker Swatter thingy

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danielhartlesss 13

I know how OP feels, that's the only thing I ever used my stats book for, that and a place to put a drink.

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hellogoodbye339 3

my friend likes to use her algebra book to but bellow her bong for a straight surface.. :)

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RandomPotato 0

Isn't that what you're supposed to do with really expensive books?

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mrT95 1

I believe the exact count is 30,001

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soulfulemo 0

what did the ant ever do to you?? ..ant murderer..

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rene22 18

I use my $180 economics (bought used, I barely used) to steady my laptop on my bed. feels bad man

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