Hi Zach! - FML

Hi Zach!

By Breezie - 14/10/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML

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Seeya55 31

Monday 14 October 2019 23:24

I know.. I know it hurts that you're a girl, (sorry about the customer) but people (female and male alike) can have facial structures of the opposite sex. Girl's can look like their dads, Boys can look like their moms, and unfortunately you look like Zach Galifianakis.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 14 October 2019 20:08

I wonder what you've got going on between your ferns.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 14 October 2019 20:08

I wonder what you've got going on between your ferns.

Seeya55 31

Monday 14 October 2019 23:24

I know.. I know it hurts that you're a girl, (sorry about the customer) but people (female and male alike) can have facial structures of the opposite sex. Girl's can look like their dads, Boys can look like their moms, and unfortunately you look like Zach Galifianakis.

DogStew 20

Tuesday 15 October 2019 5:37

I bet a hundred dollars that you still have no problem getting laid.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 15 October 2019 15:53

Zach Galifianakis is one sexy ************.

blondie45 21

Wednesday 16 October 2019 5:07

Do you have a beard?

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