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By Username - 07/08/2011 21:44 - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2012 02:56 - United States - Riverside

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By Eganstein - 24/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Denver

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By bloodshedblack - 21/02/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML

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By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 12:13 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

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ALbraves 0

Monday 8 August 2011 8:51

apparently my games aren't as intense as yours

Spade606 6

Monday 8 August 2011 8:51

You two must have a strong relationship

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rjwon 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:45

its yahtzee. duh.

grapist 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 8:27

U mean yahtzee?

canadiata555 0

Friday 12 August 2011 0:20

Talk about commitment

MissyBoo13 0

Friday 12 August 2011 8:12

that's ridiculous!

Jessiestorm 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 9:34

Omg your life sucks

chris1913 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 17:36

Did you do this cause you lost?

MackoFML 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 9:05

My suggestion...games arent for you two. Maybe a nice picnick instead? Lol

Snookie85 19

Sunday 18 September 2011 21:44

How dumb! Its just a game!

hurrican_fml 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 1:01

Heeheeheeheeheehee. Nerds.

Cmcnab1997 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:27

How's about Rock, Paper, Sissors

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