Happy Caturday!

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I realized I love my boyfriend's cat more than I love my boyfriend. The only reason we're still together is I don't want to lose custody of the cat. FML
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TOP COMMENTS

evilamoebaattack 20

well OP im sorry but you need to deal with it and break up with your boyfriend. you're being incredibly rude to your boyfriend here, and i think you should just be honest.

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Pwib 14

You're a girl who likes the pussy best.

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shutupmichaela 18

holy ****, OP, there will be other cats. pull yourself together

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brewmasterg 34

Don't stay with someone you don't love because of an animal. It's not a child. Grow the **** up and break up with that poor sod before he finds out you're mental and does it first.

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Eivana 37

It's HIS animal. Jesus, grow up. And you'd be a spoiled bitch to try and take it away from him.

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iAlissa 34

Explain how the hell it is acceptable to lead her boyfriend on because of a cat.

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ouibijou 15

I'm totally in the same boat right now. I know how you feel!

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nnnope 26

you sound like a grade A bitch. I feel bad for your boyfriend.

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ghil15 8

dont let that pussy! i mean cat be an excuse that your still with your boyfriend do what you got to do!

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janowski 2

Or just don't be a freak and realize its just a cat

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