Marriage, Celebration and Argument: Happy Anniversary!

Happy Anniversary!

By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 06:00

Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML

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By HLRJ - 29/08/2018 09:00 - United States - Concord

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By horribleday - 20/06/2017 09:00 - United States - Ozark

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 00:01

Today, it was my 14-year anniversary. I'd spent weeks picking out a new gold wedding band for my husband. What did he get me? Nothing. Not even a happy anniversary text. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 20:00 - United States

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hope jm 5

Tuesday 29 June 2021 16:31

wow, what a sneaky, evil way to get out of buying a present. :-(((

ripplehale 5

Tuesday 29 June 2021 20:03

What an ass

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hope jm 5

Tuesday 29 June 2021 16:31

wow, what a sneaky, evil way to get out of buying a present. :-(((

ripplehale 5

Tuesday 29 June 2021 20:03

What an ass

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