Miscellaneous: Hangover

Hangover

By drunkennight - 23/11/2009 03:45 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID, and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then went on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML

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By mylifeisamovie - 28/02/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, I went out and got very drunk. I talked to a girl and some other people. As the girl left, someone told me to follow her as she didn't seem to know where she was going. As a drunk, socially inept idiot, I did so for about 20 seconds, only for someone to point me out to her and quickly guide her away. Then I lost like £700. FML

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Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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Today, I was having a good time drinking with a few friends. Next thing I know, I'm walking down an unknown street, with just one shoe, no wallet and no phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2024 18:00 - Canada - Toronto

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By joedoe - 18/07/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 Monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML

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By bluntedone - 03/02/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Username - 10/02/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 23 November 2009 8:55

Oh the wonderful effects of alcohol.

badbunny 0

Monday 23 November 2009 9:42

pics or it didn't happen.

Comments

FJT 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 6:17

Your boyfriend didn't stop you running around naked???

COBRAMORPH 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:09

Let me guess, you got naked before you had one drink. Hey #52 the drunk **** never said BOYfriend. So dont go blaming him for her stupidity.

paradisewanted 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 23:49

finally ive seen an FML from the province i live in hahaa :)

ChairForce 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 10:38

If you can't hold your liquor stick to 1 or 2 drinks. Even if you feel fine the next one could be just enough. I am a lightweight myself, but I never get so drunk that I flash people, lose all my shit, and don't remember it the next day.